Quiz Bowl

>have you ever wanted to push out all of the useful info in your brain and replace it with random shit?
>enter quiz bowl
>quiz bowl allows its players to gain a chromosome and unlock their third eye when it comes to random shit
>wanna wake up at 7 am on a saturday to challenge some other mentally disabled school children?
>sure
>lets go to quiz bowl
>the best quiz bowl teams come from michigan, especially u of d jesuit or not, it depends on how much crack you give em. also detroit country day school will rape the assholes of your hole team. no joke, it happened once to me.
>wanna find bad smart and mentally retarded girls?
>quiz bowl is the place 4 u

kinda smart guy 1, "shit, I just unlocked a new chromosome."
kinda smart guy 2, "must be the drugs."
kinda smart guy 1, "no, I think it's the quiz bowl again."
kinda smart guy 2, "youre gay"
kinda smart guy 3, "go back to dcds faggots"

by ColonelBogey March 23, 2024

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Bedroom Bowling

To put your thumb in the vagina and a finger or two in the asshole simultaneously.

I went bedroom bowling with your mom last night.

by Metalmofo666 April 26, 2023

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Stink bowl

When you spray liquid feces into the rectum of your significant other with a cone/funnel during intercourse

My girl was acting up last night so gave her a good old fashioned stink bowl to put her in her place

by Qwueiejf December 9, 2019

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Wrist in a bowl

To be in a vulnerable position or to have a lot at risk

he had his wrist in a bowl going off to war

by homixide_gypsy April 26, 2024

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Bowling ball with your name on it

A gift that is intended more for the giver than the receiver.

From "The Simpsons", season 1, episode 9: "Life In The Fast Lane", when Homer gets Marge a bowling ball for her birthday inscribed with "Homer".

You got her a toolbox for her birthday?!? Kinda a bowling ball with your name on it.

by Mc1081SA August 29, 2021

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