Do a Telf

The practice of opening a packet of crisps by separating 3 of the four sides and then laying them on the table for the communal enjoyment of everyone in the vicinity. Usually undertaken in a public house setting.

I'm going to "do a Telf" with my ready salted crisps
Hey Boysie, why don't you "do a Telf" with your crisps so we can all have some

by Mr Giblin's Wife September 6, 2023

Do a Jasmine

Not being able to communicate in social situations when called on, usually Maths.

Don't do a Jasmine.

by EstellaFross October 17, 2019

To do a brexit

A person saying they are going to leave, but always postponing the date.

urgh, always saying he will quit his job. He is just doing his brexit.
Or : « are you seriously going to do a brexit ? »

by Bichette October 22, 2019

Doing the Dragon

Waving with your arms while puking with the goal to imitate a dragon

Yesterday I got so fucked up, I was doing the dragon the next morning

by M4ximusPrime October 30, 2019

Doing A Will Pearce

When you make claims about your research that your data does not support

He's doing a Will Pearce as there is no way that data supports that claim or you make your data up to support you argument. He's doing a Will Pearce and made up that data for sure.

by LordOfNothingKingOfAll December 3, 2020

bit of a to do

Having words or a lot of fuss over something

You should have seen these to blokes in the car park having a bit of a to do over the same parking space

by Abdul kundar Baker December 7, 2020

doing the daniel

leaving the conversation without saying anything

" Where did he go?"

"He's gone again. He's always doing the daniel."

by obi knobi December 16, 2020