Gigantic Scottish Cow!

An exclamation for when you want to say f*ck, motherf*cker, or any word of the sort. Not only will this have you curse less, but also probably will have the people around you laugh when you say it. It's not slang yet, but it will be. If it isn't, well, gigantic scottish cow.

1. "Dude, I can't go to the party." "Why?" "Because my mom is a gigantic scottish cow." *dying of laughter, and they both feel better*
2. "Son of a gigantic scottish cow." *tears come out of his eyes as he laughs*
3. The driver stuck her middle finger up at the other driver. "Gigantic scottish cow!" *everyone stops honking to laugh at that joke*

by Aditis May 29, 2017

Forever Shitting

When your Boss or supervisor always walks around with a look of "Disgust" on their face.

"My Superintendent Bruce, always walks around with this look on his face, almost as though he is Forever Shitting.

by ZeroFksToGive May 30, 2017

deep scottish

Typically drunk person that lives in the epicenter of alcohol in scotland

Bryan he's deep scottish, he's always out drinking in the middle of town.

by Expensivepans July 4, 2017

French shitting

When you go ass cheek to ass cheek and shit into each other's assholes?

Did you make it with that bitch last night?

Yeah we were French shitting all night long

by 89023 July 22, 2017

cutting shitties

To participate in the act of doing donuts in a pickup truck in a field; may be used to desribe many different kuntry boy activities involving trucks.

"How did he get arrested last night?"
"He was out cutting shitties in the Dirtymax and got caught by the game warden."

by Chawqueef August 3, 2017

The Scottish Goose

When the catcher swallows a piece of raw bacon tied to a string and right before the pitcher cums they pull the string making the catcher gag and tighten their butthole.

Before you make breakfast let’s try out The Scottish Goose.

by Dr. Pepper Bottle December 23, 2017

Bowl-Shitting

Used to discretely ask if somebody wants to go have smoke a bowl of grass.

*Scene: The family Christmas dinner.

Cool older Cousin: Hey buddy, wanna Bowl-Shit before dinner?

Nick: Hell yeah

Bowl-Shitting

by C.Leroby45 January 23, 2018