Straight Jacket

A jacket specifically designed for you not to be able to move your arms, body and specifically see your belly button, body, and only be able to see your feet. (Mostly used on for people who go insane because of: Belly button lint) (The belly button lint in women drives them to insanity) (People seeing their own feet is thought to calm them down)

I heard they put her in a straight jacket in the loony bin.
She can no longer see her belly button in that straight jacket of hers.
I had to call to put that woman in a straight jacket, so that belly button lint stops and she can see her toes to calm down.

by Jacket of the belly button March 31, 2021

Super straight

The title used when men are so far in the closet they want to make a sexuality based on excluding trans people. They also like trans men and have Urophilia: Arousal to urine or urinating others, won’t admit it.

Person one: “ I’m super straight”

Person two: “go die” *pushes them off a cliff”

by Super straightphobic and proud March 7, 2021

Super straight

A sexuality that people always say is transphobic but is not because they are being hypocrites because they say that we cannot make and genders or sexualities yet the LGBT community makes thousands more each and every day

Jane: hi I’m super straight

Jamie: don’t you mean super transphobic

Jane: no because phobic is balls in the word phobia which means fear and I’m not scared of trans-people I will just not want to date them and yes it is a preference but you say it’s ok to have a preference but it is being transphobic yet it’s not

Jamie: no you’re just being transphobic

Jane: ignorant

by Cwanja March 19, 2021

Super Straight

Someone who is attracted to opposite gender that he/she are born with.

I'm Super Straight so I only date women who are born women.

by Newbreed69 May 29, 2022

Super Straight

Someone with a PREFERENCE that only wants to date cis people of the opposite sex.

Jacob: "Hey I'm super straight"
Emily: "Oh so ur just transphobic"
Jacob: "No it's just a preference"

by some1 w a brain May 13, 2022

Super Straight

A heterosexual person only attracted to a person born of the opposite sex

Kyle doesn’t date transgender women because he is super straight

by Chris Simmons March 5, 2021

Super straight

A super gay guy that is in the closet and loves to have anal sex with another guy.

Example:

Guy 1: Whats your sexuality?

Guy 2: Oh im super straight.

Guy 1: What does that mean?

Guy 2: I'm just a really closted gay guy

Guy 1: Oh really? Me too!

by Aaron_loves_soup March 8, 2021