A person whose extended gastrointestinal tract resembles the exaust system (or lack there of) on a "suped-up" '84 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme. No catalytic converter, resulting in that oh-so-familiar rotten eggs smell. No muffler, resulting in a rumble that can shake the neighbors oregano off of their spice rack.
"Have you ever had to share a hotel room with John? Dude's a straight piper...It's impossible to get any sleep with the noises and smells that leak from his body"
by Benji Barker March 8, 2008
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by Sonny Bonds September 2, 2007
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Girl 2: "I love you more!"
Guy 1: "Stupid lesbians..."
Girl 1: "ACTUALLY, it's called 'lesbonic straightness', dumbass - we aren't really lesbians"
Girl 2: "I love you more!"
Guy 1: "Stupid lesbians..."
Girl 1: "ACTUALLY, it's called 'lesbonic straightness', dumbass - we aren't really lesbians"
by chickenXscratch March 30, 2009
Get the lesbonic straightness mug.Alright, lemme clear some of this out for you guys. Straight Edge is just a matter of opinion. We are a group of people that would rather go to a hardcore show than get shitfaced at some lame ass club. As far as smoking cigarettes goes, any self-respecting person shouldn't buy them because you're paying to destroy your own lungs. And drugs, well that's the touchy subject. Most of us choose to abstain from drugs because of what they've done in our personal life.
But, before you call us out and say we're queers for out beliefs. Just remember, you're the people that are wasting your time bad-mouthing a group of people on the internet.
(A kid who says he's straight edge and then goes and smokes and drinks is not, I repeat not straight edge. Believe me, we hate those guys just as much as you do.)
But, before you call us out and say we're queers for out beliefs. Just remember, you're the people that are wasting your time bad-mouthing a group of people on the internet.
(A kid who says he's straight edge and then goes and smokes and drinks is not, I repeat not straight edge. Believe me, we hate those guys just as much as you do.)
Person A : Hey man, want a smoke?
Person B : Nah, I'm cool.
Person A : What's up man? You don't drink, you don't smoke, don't do any drugs?
Person B : Nah, I'm Straight Edge.
Person B : Nah, I'm cool.
Person A : What's up man? You don't drink, you don't smoke, don't do any drugs?
Person B : Nah, I'm Straight Edge.
by Ziggyleesam March 17, 2013
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by I'd rather bang screw January 7, 2018
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Boy: fuck outa here and go to the MEGA GAY ZONE I only date women with the right chromosomes
Boy: fuck outa here and go to the MEGA GAY ZONE I only date women with the right chromosomes
by Roadman Jung March 5, 2021
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Woman 1: Yeah he looks cute is there a catch?
Man 1: No he’s just trans.
Woman 1: I admit he looks cute but I am Super Straight so I wouldn’t date him personally.
Man 1: Isn’t that transphobic?
Woman 1: No because I am super straight and I personally wouldn’t date him because I like men that are born men.
Woman 1: Yeah he looks cute is there a catch?
Man 1: No he’s just trans.
Woman 1: I admit he looks cute but I am Super Straight so I wouldn’t date him personally.
Man 1: Isn’t that transphobic?
Woman 1: No because I am super straight and I personally wouldn’t date him because I like men that are born men.
by King0kell0 March 5, 2021
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