March 20

its national war of the vegetables and fruits. pick a side, and go to war.

Fred: im a fruit kinda guy
George: IM A VEGGIE GUY AND ITS MARCH 20 - slaps fred -

by Beau Mantor August 13, 2021

March 8th

International womens day
The day women are equal to men

Dude: Hey bro did you hear what tomorrow is?
Bro: Is it your birthday

Dude: Nah bro its international womens day
Bro: Is that the day where women can beat us and we can't do anything about it?
Dude: No bro that's may 26 international womens day is March 8th

by TheGrogan November 8, 2022

MILF Madness March

Males can only have sex or masturbate with a MILF (Unless you are gay, if so, do it with a DILF.) For Females you do the same, but with a DILF (Unless you are a lesbian, if so, do it with a MILF.) Passing will let you do Anal Annihilation April.

MILF Madness March is basically NNN for children

by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022

March 22

National Narwhal Ponytail Day. If you don't get this, go read a frikng book.

I grew my hair out for March 22.

by IDefineLifeForConvenience December 7, 2019

March 23rd

National Fuck a Guy Named Alec Day

Girl 1: It’s March 23rd! you know what that means!
Girl 2: We have to fuck a guy named Alec!

by 666+999= 69420 February 23, 2025

March 5th

March 5th is National Twink Day

anyone born on march 5th is automatically a twink *or* a femboy!

"oh he was born on march 5th , that must mean there a femboy"

by Ezyw_2 April 20, 2025

March 23

annoy your friend's day

March 23 piss off your friends

by booty boy x Cory March 23, 2021