March 21st

The first purge to ever occur on March 21st, at New York City at exactly 7PM to 7AM. This is not a joke⚠️⚠️⚠️

*Person 1 kills Person 2*
Person 3: Why did you kill him
Person 1: Its March 21st.
Person 3: Oh yeah
*Person 3 kills person 1*

by Unkonwn#2193635372823245364536 November 4, 2021

March 4th

National buy your daughter food day, so go out today and take your daughter out for some lunch or dinner.

MOM! It’s March 4th you know what that means

by Mjsjja March 4, 2024

Marching Band

A family of mentally insane teenagers who love each other more than life itself but also hate each other at the same time. Every band has a special unsaid connection with each other that can’t be broken, unless someone drops out of band. Then the band kids will make sure they are miserable for the rest of their lives. The band kids have many inside jokes from bus rides and football games, and it annoys the hell out of non-band kids. Join band, you’ll love it, but be warned, there is no escape.

“I love marching band!”
“I know right! It was so funny on the bus when one of the rookies was talking about how he owns a thong.”

by MoolyTheCow November 11, 2021

March Slap Ass

this is the third month of the year and because the word ass has 3 letter this month will be dedicated to slap asses ad is not Gay slap friends girls everyone you know

me:I slapped a girls ass and she got mad I told her the it was march slap ass month

by Guzman_boy February 13, 2020

March 3

National send a pic of that sweet sumptuous ass to your bf and let him do whatever he wants with it BUT he owes you whatever other kind of picture you would want.

“Omg babe it’s march 3 sent me an ass pic”
“Ok bae but you owe me a dick pic”
“Bet now send it over”

by Eggsarefromcows March 1, 2023

March 6th

March 6th is Angela appreciation day, the day where you appreciate Angela more than anyone else.

*March 6th
You: Hey Angela, I appreciate you so much you are literally the best.
Angela: Awww, Thank you so much

by BlkOr4nge March 5, 2023

March 3

National titties day!!! Any girls that are your friends have to show you their tits on March 3, if not, they aren’t real friends.

“Hey, did you know that March 3 is national titties day?”

by IceCube7856 March 13, 2023