march 20th

March 20
If you know someone born on this day and if there name starts with an P you must give him a Blow job (People born into March 20th and have a name that starts with an I must receive a Blowjob.)

(i stole this but oh well)
Welp.. Peter is born on March 20th... guess I’ll give him head.
by fuckmebjtch November 08, 2019
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March 20th

Nation, every female must give sujit a hug day and every make must say eenie meenie bomboclat
Well look at the date! Its March 20th!
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March 5th, Avery Eduardo Rodriguez, March 6th, Cristy Veronica Tejada, March 7th, Brandon Cruz
March 5th, Avery Eduardo Rodriguez, March 6th, Cristy Veronica Tejada, March 7th, Brandon Cruz
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Mexican Marching syrup

Can’t wait for Cinco de Mayo to drink some Mexican Marching syrup
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March 16

National Hug and Love Day! Screw Valentine's Day. On this day, people must hug their crushes and besties. And if you don't have any, hug yourself byotch. Love your beautiful ass. But for those slayyers that do, hug that special person(s) and whisper into their ear, "I love you" or whatever the hell you want. But, it has to be nice even though I know some of ya'll bitches can't say nice things, hype your girls or boys up or your non-binaries up on this day. We all need it. Also people that are born on this day are freaking baddies and good-looking asf. They usually have a mole under their eye and a pretty smile.
"Gurl, you better hug M! Like rn, it's freaking March 16 make out or something!!"
by 2482dghfg4 March 06, 2022
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March 16

f*ck your crush day (make sure he has a big d*ck too)!!!
f*ck your crush because it is national fuck your crush day
boy: wanna f*ck its March 16
girl: only if you have a big d*ck
by school_is_awesome March 16, 2022
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March 16

To get back at your siblings on March 16.
by Number1! March 16, 2022
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