A man who has fucked another mans girlfriend while on copious amounts of LSD. His brain is rotted to shit, but he only reads the best of the best books. Like mythology. He is no libtard, but he has become a retard (mentally handicapped) from all of the marijuana he smokes on a hourly basis. He uses women for sex, money and drugs to fulfill the hole in his rotting heart of a former human being that once was charming, beautiful, could make you fall for him in seconds by being a total flirt, and humorous. His doped up brain with copious amounts of holes from LSD makes him believe wholeheartedly that he is the anti-christ, and he can do whatever he wants. Rather it’s bragging, making bank on shitty pot brownies, or using more, and more drugs, and more, and more women (also he probably does cocaine). He try’s to erase his past identity with a Nazi sounding name, “Cedric” to cover up his past wrong doings, and to mask his former self (which was a tolerable, and slightly respectable person).
“Dude Cedric makes such good music!!”
“No man, I think you mean Justin Earley”
“Yoooo... wasn’t that the guy who cucked this dude on purpose?”
“Yeah... it’s cuz he’s doped up all the time so we HAVE to feel bad for him.”
“No man, I think you mean Justin Earley”
“Yoooo... wasn’t that the guy who cucked this dude on purpose?”
“Yeah... it’s cuz he’s doped up all the time so we HAVE to feel bad for him.”
by большой любовник петуха November 29, 2018
by El jugo hombre April 05, 2018
A person named Justin - Hello There
Other Person - you were "just-in" time
Another Joke Strikes during Make fun of people named Justin day
Other Person - you were "just-in" time
Another Joke Strikes during Make fun of people named Justin day
by NameNameJustin April 13, 2023
Justin pankoff was getting freaky with lizzy
by Char Char no beans January 13, 2023
The Justin Effect (TJE) is a scientifical phenomenon of an individual having symptoms of wild spread toxicity
by bigdicksworldfamouschicken May 01, 2023
tiny,short,thin and just plan out short Likes when boys slap it. He feels dominated in every way and loves when it tingles.
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by bela13 November 02, 2017
a couple you wouldn't expect to be together but are actually very cute. They bring out the best qualities in each other despite being polar opposites. They radiate happiness and love to try new things together. Kelsey and Justin don't always seem to get along but they both know that they belong together.
by definitelynotkelsey February 18, 2018