January 20th

If your born on this day you have to marry your best friend. This person is the most amazing person you'll ever meet. Girls who are born on this day are so fun(But judgemental). Boys born on this day suck. There funny, stupid, and VERY STRONG!
Bestfriend: Whens your birthday?
Birthday girl: Today! January 20th !
Bestfriend: MARRY ME!
by ur-momISMYDAD April 23, 2021
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January 21

“No way its January 21!! Omg you HAVE to ask your crush out!!”
by sillygoober333 March 11, 2025
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January 14

Tell you bf/boy bsf you love him and give him a long hug🤍❤️ 🔥
Girl:hi!🤍

Boy:hi!

Girl:ily! *gives long hug*

Boy: what was that for?-

Girl:for our awesome relationship and besides it’s January 14th!

Boy:oh- nice?😂
by Abbythatsunflowergirl January 8, 2022
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January

The month we cancel all toxic people to make 2021 a good fresh year
Person 1: Yo it’s January

Person 2: I’m going to go cancel that vegan teacher rq
by mad.dawg December 18, 2020
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January 1st

National have sex or e sex with jason
“Today is January 1st you know what that means?”
“Yes have sex with jason”
by Jaydne2928282 December 31, 2021
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January 15

National appreciation day!! Show your appreciation to your bestfriend or lover to show them how much you care about them.
Marcus: “Hey John I appreciate you!”

John: “Why say it now?”

Marcus: “ It’s January 15th!!”
by Secret writer January 15, 2022
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january 26th

the day where you can slap anybody in the face for literally no reason and if you dont slap anybody on january 26th your gay
idiot 1: Hey! *Slaps the other idiot*
idiot 2: why tf did u do that
idiot 1: ITS JANUARY 26TH
by missdumbass January 26, 2022
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