How I met your Mother

A really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY long sitcom about how some random kids listen to how their father met their mother. OR
A really long lecture cause you got in trouble and got caught doing something bad in the bathroom (next time, close the door and lock it)

Kids ima tell u How I met your Mother
Kids: Okay fine i broke a window...

by SomRandumdude January 5, 2023

How ya doin

Noun, can be used in place of anything similarity to shoodang

He busted in, grabbed that how ya doin and took off!

by Bo123fo March 11, 2024

How Queer!

Used to express astonishment at unusual circumstances, but it can offend the gays.

“Can you believe it? He’s finaly settled down and not shagging anything that moves!”
“How queer!”

by Redbaron February 19, 2020

How

how are you doing

How was your day?
Hows your mom doing tell her I’m hot
How is a word how is it a word well idk how how is a word

HOW ARE YOU THE DUMB GO STUDY YOU HAVE 50 AVARAGE IN 2 CLASSES YOU LOSER-mom

by Dabigpp January 18, 2023

how to kill myself

you googled this atleast one time as a joke and see the helpline ands make the joke "they are gonna help me?" overused as fuck

"i googled how to kill myself and i got the helpline!"

by Joebiden REAL February 18, 2024

How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?

Infinite.

Mr. Smith: Hey Devan! How long could you last in a fight against infinite kindergartens?
Devan: if Luke is with me, eternally.
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Mr Smith: How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?
Devan: Infinite.

by Omnipotens Deus January 9, 2024

How does the knight move?

The question that has questionned the chess world, asked by Andrea Botez to Magnus Carlsen in the FIDE world championship 2021.

Andrea Botez: I've been dying to ask you, how does the knight move?
Magnus Carlsen: *laughs* That's a good question, it generally moves like an L and sometimes in blitz games it can be very unpredictable.
Andrea Botez: Thank you Magnus only you can answer my question.

by ILikeChess July 21, 2023