by anonymous March 9, 2022
Get the Best Girlmug. by Yourdadsadilf October 27, 2021
Get the Give your best friend a hug daymug. some cool dude (actually a god) discord admin who gonna be a millionaire one day (off robux) ill ban you for disagreeing with me
by Anonymous dude123 December 27, 2020
Get the Bestmug. by skateeefasstttteattttttcach December 3, 2018
Get the the best person put on this earthmug. by James!12345 March 29, 2020
Get the Best-Performing Postsmug. Often referred to as NTJ (Naked towel Jason), Grandpa J, Papa Johns, J Pops, Towel Jason, and J man. He is someone who carries a towel 24/7 and believes beddings such as a pillow and blanket is overrated. He sleeps with little or no clothing. He LOVES to sing opera in the bathroom, especially La Donna È Mobile. From the outside he looks like a bamboo stick, however, he is even more of a bamboo stick on the inside. He has an AMAZING jawline, it gives everyone a paper cut just by looking at it. His iconic style often includes a casual button up shirt (the top button must be buttoned up), khaki pants, and thick converse.
"Wanna go g it with the world's best best grandpa!!!?" - Wise friend
"He probably is a naked towel" - Wise friend
"Japanese, just very Japanese" - Other wise friend
"Laughs like a monkay" - Other wise friend
"He is a very nice person, I personally would sacrifice myself for him" - Another wise person
"He probably is a naked towel" - Wise friend
"Japanese, just very Japanese" - Other wise friend
"Laughs like a monkay" - Other wise friend
"He is a very nice person, I personally would sacrifice myself for him" - Another wise person
by Universally Handsome Man July 20, 2022
Get the WORLD'S BEST BEST GRANDPA!!!mug. Definition: A friend who has no segnificant other.
1.) Your best friend, who contrary to you is single.
2.) Your boyfriend's /girlfrien's best friend, who is single and is out and about to catch a new girlfriend/boyfriend.
3.) Your or your boyfriend's/girlfriend's best friend who is single and is out and about you or your segnificant other even though you or your segnificant other are in a relationship.
4.) 2.)&3.) Combined. And possibly in front of you/your segnificant other.
5.) 2.),3.)&1.) Combined.
1.) Your best friend, who contrary to you is single.
2.) Your boyfriend's /girlfrien's best friend, who is single and is out and about to catch a new girlfriend/boyfriend.
3.) Your or your boyfriend's/girlfriend's best friend who is single and is out and about you or your segnificant other even though you or your segnificant other are in a relationship.
4.) 2.)&3.) Combined. And possibly in front of you/your segnificant other.
5.) 2.),3.)&1.) Combined.
The single best friend.
1.) " Oh that's just Frank my single best friend."
Just a nice guy.
2.) "Hey, that's Perry, Paolo's best friend, he's nice, give him a shot!"
You are trying to help.
3.)"That's Ryan, could we go please, I just get really depressed when I see him, he has no boundaries and no morals."
You don't wanna remember.
4.)"We should leave now, I just saw Robin, he is the worst. Honestly, he pretends to be so nice... But in reality,... Oh come on just let us go... I really don't want to think about that trauma right now."
You sadly have to remember.
5.)"Urgh, that ****** little ******* **** does not even deserves a name, take me home honey so I can cry into your arms like a baby and you will tell me that everything will be alright, even though it will never be...."
You will never forget what he had done.
The single best friend .
1.) " Oh that's just Frank my single best friend."
Just a nice guy.
2.) "Hey, that's Perry, Paolo's best friend, he's nice, give him a shot!"
You are trying to help.
3.)"That's Ryan, could we go please, I just get really depressed when I see him, he has no boundaries and no morals."
You don't wanna remember.
4.)"We should leave now, I just saw Robin, he is the worst. Honestly, he pretends to be so nice... But in reality,... Oh come on just let us go... I really don't want to think about that trauma right now."
You sadly have to remember.
5.)"Urgh, that ****** little ******* **** does not even deserves a name, take me home honey so I can cry into your arms like a baby and you will tell me that everything will be alright, even though it will never be...."
You will never forget what he had done.
The single best friend .
by Patpatcat :3 January 5, 2017
Get the The single best friendmug.