texas two hand

When one has a cock of enormous girth and length, and one hand is just not enough.
Man, my slong is so huge, I had to give myself a Texas two hand.
by Kevin March 31, 2005
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Texas thot brainwash syndrome is when a brainwashed male thinks that confidence will always get you a girl noteably in Texas, because in Texas the majority of girls are thots who manipulate guys into thinking confidence is the key to a girlfriend and that it's the only for sure way to get a girlfriend in this entire world.
"Oh you want relationship advice? Don't ask Mark, he's just going to tell you that confidence is the key to a girlfriend
because he has been diagnosed with Texas thot brainwash syndrome."
by Exelios July 13, 2019
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Wharton High School (Texas)

The most ghetto high school in the south. It is the most boring town to be in. They have a HORRIBLE football team and suck at everything else. Their teachers and principle are wack as hell. their athletic director is a complete asshole who stutters a lot. but they know how to get down.
Person 1: where are you from
person 2: wharton high school (texas)
person 1: dude that sucks. but y'all have some awesome parties
by cameron g. March 29, 2011
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texas style ping pong

A game of ping pong in which males ram each other in the ass after every point.
One of tyler hansbrough's favorite past time is texas style ping pong
by adamtyler January 22, 2009
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big texas cinnamon roll

A term used for sexual intercourse when a man skeets in a circualar motion around the womens belly button and then fucks her belly button
Dude i heard he gave her a big texas cinnamon roll
by JonnathanHandcock August 17, 2008
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Texas Two Way Slammer

Texas Two way slammer Is when you have a bitch and are fucking her doggy style while her head is jammed in between a door and you fuck her in the backside while slamming her head in the door way/ door jam so to speak in rhythm of your choice.
by jesus6666669 November 16, 2010
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Texas long horn style

The act of fingering a girl with your middle and ring finger like you rep texas long horns
I was so in there yesterday we didnt fuck but I did it texas long horn style
by 15 in da 11th December 12, 2011
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