Emily cooks. She cooks men. She cooks food. And she’ll cook you too.
She’s hot enough to roast your man and call you roast beef—the way your lips look when you lie. 😮 💨
But let’s be real—she’s sweet as hell. Adorable beyond reason. The kind of girl with a smile that could undo a bad day in a second.
She’s the fire in my heart, and when you finally see this em, know you are loved even when it doesn’t seem like it ❤️ stay safe Sméagol ;)
She’s hot enough to roast your man and call you roast beef—the way your lips look when you lie. 😮 💨
But let’s be real—she’s sweet as hell. Adorable beyond reason. The kind of girl with a smile that could undo a bad day in a second.
She’s the fire in my heart, and when you finally see this em, know you are loved even when it doesn’t seem like it ❤️ stay safe Sméagol ;)
by OnlySheKnows June 26, 2025
Get the Emilymug. Emily might not be trusted when she is a Lil girl like when she's 9 years old or younger but when she is getting older u can trust her allot. Emily might be heart broken lots of times. she doesn't know who to trust.and u can earn her trust by treating her well and nice. Emily is a awesome girl she maybe like lots of boys but she only has one person she will love in her life. Emily is not popular at school but she's friends with popular girls and she has lots of friends. Emily is very shy but if ur friends w her she won't be shy she's very talkative w her friends and childhood friends. Emily has been facing lots of challenges in her life. She dosint spend time w her family cuz of a challenge she has faced. She might think she's not good enough. She also might be hiding her sadness by just doing her fake smile and fake happiness trick (she's good at it I mean it ). And she's also good at hiding her challenges she's facing .
*Texting*
Person1: hey Emily how you doing
Emily:hey
*Emily cry's in real life*
Person 1: Emily how u doing
Emily: Good ^_^
Narrator: but... in ...real ....life ....she's ...not... doing ....good ....
Person1: hey Emily how you doing
Emily:hey
*Emily cry's in real life*
Person 1: Emily how u doing
Emily: Good ^_^
Narrator: but... in ...real ....life ....she's ...not... doing ....good ....
by Emi~chan July 24, 2017
Get the Emilymug. Emily is the best friend you will ever have. She LOVES ginger and short men. She will always be there for you and you should keep Emily’s in your life
by Ilovecats16 December 29, 2024
Get the Emilymug. "UNTIE ME FROM THIS DAMN CHAIR DAMN IT EMILY DYER REVOLUTION "
"DECODE THE CIPHER EMILY DYER REVOLUTION"
"DECODE THE CIPHER EMILY DYER REVOLUTION"
by sunghoontoelicker June 14, 2022
Get the Emily Dyer revolutionmug. A name, typically used to name a person who does a lot of meth, and has delusions to try and sleep with other women claiming that She is a man. She also obsesses over recreating male genitals and attaching them to her body. If you meet Emily, you should probably turn around and walk away. If Emily follows yo, then you must seek mental help.
I saw Emily, and immediately walked away, but then she followed me and tried to touch my breasts.
You need to seek mental help.
You need to seek mental help.
by heslo1964 November 20, 2021
Get the Emilymug. n. A beautiful woman with amazing cooking skills. Normally brunette. An animal lover, especially dogs. Has a smile than can brighten all if your darkest days. She is the macaroni to your cheese, the star to your sky, the vodka to your bacon. Also one of the nicest, smartest, and funniest people you will ever meet. If ever you should meet her you will be one of the lucky ones. She is probably the best friend you will ever have. More thoughtful and caring than anyone. She is also an amazing daughter, sister,and aunt!
by miss_kitty August 27, 2013
Get the Emily Siragusamug. by laughing Tass off!! November 21, 2021
Get the Emiliemug.