Jordan

A snacc with sexy hips

person 1: dang look at his hips
person 2: definitely a jordan

by blueberry_333 September 11, 2020

Michael Jordan

🐐

Lebron: IM THE GOAT!!
Michael Jordan: 6-0
Lebron: ... (4-6)

by dinoisverypog April 29, 2023

Jordan

Hoover, who loves a bag more then he loves his missus or himself

Quite braindead from nangs possibly only has the brain cells left to be a dish pig at ya local pub

Jordan the one cunt who has scabs in his nose from cocaine abuse and picking winners

Has a sexual attraction to white powder in a bag and then wonders why he can never get a root

by murraynod November 21, 2024

addi and jordan

honestly addi and jordan are meant to be. addi loves jordan for his skater boy style, his fluffy black hair, tan skin and electric guitar. jordan likes addi for her cute style and her hair. he loves the way she laughs and her humor is unreal. she is always the life of the party and he loves that. she’s always making people laugh and he loves the vibe she brings. if your addi and he’s jordan or your jordan and she’s addi… plz kiss already. you guys meet at a dance and get each others snap. jordan texts you and asks to go to station. you say yea. he’s in ur bereal. you guys have so much fun together and he gets ur number. you text all the time and start hanging out a bunch. he asked you to be his gf and you say yes. you guys are together until high school and then he proposes. you guys get married and have the cutest kids. everyone is jealous of you

jordan: “ addi i think it’s time i make a move”
addi: “jordy what do you mean?”
jordan kisses addi and they fall in love forever and their babies r so cute. addi and jordan live happily together forever.

by peyton paige February 2, 2023

Jordan

a little bitch who can't get any bitches, so likes putting game controllers up his ass

did you hear about what jordan admitted?

yeah, jordan admitted to shoving controllers up his ass

by gamecontrollerlover June 28, 2022

Jordan

A new type of a word used in social media which means *nigga* - only black people use to call there homies if a white person uses it they are in some deep shit, but thanks to the new word *Jordan* everyone can use the word!

Connor: What is up my jordan?

Terrell: What the fuck did you say

Connor: I can say it due to a new law on social media you fucking Jordan

by hotlineog April 3, 2021

jordan makovy

jordan makovy is another name for your curly pube hairs. They can be irritating at times. Don’t be a jordan makovy.

Ew, she needs to trim her jordan makovys. They looks like curly fries.

by hannibal’s babey September 16, 2022