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God Man

What you call someone who attracts females without doing anything like that person is a God , but then just plays with them like they are nothing, never truly going after them but still showing serious attraction.Thus showing his devious, Man-like qualities through his otherwise Godliness.
Person 1:Yo you saw who John got she is super fine.How is he not treating her like a queen?
Person 2:Eh, John's a God Man he's gonna flirt with her but in the end he's just gonna lead her on and hurt her.
by theboiwiththesoundcloud February 24, 2018
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spoon god

The belief in and reverence for a superhuman controlling power of one who provides the worlds most affectionate cuddling whereby a man lays behind a woman with his arms wrapped securely around the woman eliciting feelings of extreme bliss and security.
by SGW. September 7, 2016
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lamb of god

Lamb of God are quite possibly the finest metal (note I said metal, not some fucking technical sub-genre bullshit because for some reason every fuck who listens to metal wants to identify their bands as one fucking subgenre, fuck that, it's all metal, some is shit and some is good, deal with it. Fuckers.) band to appear on earth, ever.

They fuck shit up, fucking sick guitars, brutal drums, tearing bass and, of course, FUCKING SICK VOCALS.

Lamb of God practically hold the same status amongst people who appreciate real music as Jesus does amongst Christ-lovers.

Thus, dissing Lamb of God is essentially blasphemy against good music, and should most definitely be punished by a good whipping.

Fuck you if you don't like Lamb of God, I hope you end up with a garotte around your neck, struggling to breathe as the pummeling brutality of Pariah forces itself into your pathetic mind.

You fucks.
Respectable, intelligent person: "I like Lamb of God, respect their talent, and enjoy the excellent and technically amazing music they produce."

Fuckhead: "Lam of godz r terriibl, tha gai cnt evn sng! He jzt, lyk, yelz? WTF?!"

Lynch mob of Lamb fans: *Lynches fuckhead.*
by AbsenceOfTheSacred April 30, 2009
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God bless

May God give this (n.) his blessing to continue to exist.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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Rizz God

Damn, Shams rizzed up Kay Adams. He sure is the ultimate Rizz God.
by the_joe_mama December 14, 2022
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God's Plan

God's Plan is a video game ritual mostly in R6. It is done when you blow someone with a C4 (mostly teammates) and than say "God's Plan". This ritual was invented by PucamZa5000evra
'Imma bout to blow this mother f*cker up.'
'GOD'S PLAN!!!'
*throws C4 and explodes teammate
by Dime Blyat January 29, 2020
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God Zoned

(1) The event of being rejected as a relationship partner for religious reasons.

(2) Being friend zoned for religious reason.

(3) being friend zoned...because jesus
bro: she said she wanted her relationships to be "biblicaly okay"

Bro 2 : dude your god zoned
by the dearly ditched August 6, 2014
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