Dick fuck

Shoving something up the urethra in a sexual way.

(Note)
Can also be used as an adjective to describe mostly a personality

Would you like to dick fuck me?
Wow that guy is such a dick fuck

by kikkpikk420 November 12, 2018

`~`Luciferian's Prayer: "'Richard, Timothy, And Gunther'"<Dick, Tim, And Run And Gunners>`~`

`~`Luciferian's Prayer: "'Richard, Timothy, And Gunther'"<Dick, Tim, And Run And Gunners>`~`

`~`Luciferian's Prayer: "'Richard, Timothy, And Gunther'"<Dick, Tim, And Run And Gunners>`~`

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

kyle's dick

a massive object

kyle's dick is so big

by bigdickjamey August 5, 2023

Suck a dick

When you suck a dick. Used as offensive phrase. Used as uhhhh some other shit.

Suck a dick, Lucas. Oh fuck you, go suck a dick Lucas. Lmao man go fucking suck a dick bro!

by 69Xx_Non_Gay_Dick_Sucker_xX69 July 19, 2023

bag of dick

Nick S

Nick nick nick
What a crazy guy
Went to work

Soggy bag of dicks

by DOBRAJ December 14, 2013

Dick In A Haystack

It's when you are the only dude in a room full of hot chicks.
You are more likely to get laid, when you have the only swinging dick around.

Dude, did you hear? Evan got laid by three different chicks last night at the same time. How the fuck does that happen? He was the only dude left after the party. Like a dick in a haystack...of vaginas.

by Gay4Ghosts July 2, 2018

surprise black dick

When a guy who’s not black has a penis that appears dark or purple.

I went to give a white guy head and he had surprise black dick (SBD).

by Andres a June 11, 2024