Watering My Monkey

An excuse to tell your friend when you aren't really busy, but don't actually want to spend time with them either.

"Hey Elizabeth, can you hang out tonight" "No, sorry, I'm watering my monkey tonight"

by thndrchunky December 1, 2016

buzzing in my ear

when someone doenst shut the fuck up

Buzzing in my ear: Hey Rick can you stop buzzing in my fucking ear

by Ray Lafleur May 2, 2024

Ruffle my jimmies

Have someone do something unpleasant to you

Aw shit dawg, you just Ruffle my jimmies

by jimmyruffler February 2, 2018

Flogging my log

Having a wank. More commonly used in Australia

I'm flogging my log at that hot chick that was at the bar

by cammz11 December 15, 2012

My Dick Long Call It Doggy And Kitty And Litter

My Dick Long Call It Doggy And Kitty And Litter

My Dick Long Call It Doggy And Kitty And Litter

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

My LO

My LO |My(e)LOW|
Noun

Description of one’s child and in abbreviation

My LO|L.O.;(Little One) hasn’t been going to bed when it’s bed time, even when theirs school in the morning.

by anonymous October 27, 2020

I can’t let my eggs burn

A figure of speech for I can’t wait to see you.

Guy: “I can’t let my eggs burn.”
Girl: “Aw, thank you.”

by nrml February 12, 2024