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Watering My Monkey

An excuse to tell your friend when you aren't really busy, but don't actually want to spend time with them either.
"Hey Elizabeth, can you hang out tonight" "No, sorry, I'm watering my monkey tonight"
by thndrchunky December 1, 2016
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buzzing in my ear

Buzzing in my ear: Hey Rick can you stop buzzing in my fucking ear
by Ray Lafleur May 2, 2024
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Flogging my log

Having a wank. More commonly used in Australia
I'm flogging my log at that hot chick that was at the bar
by cammz11 December 15, 2012
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My LO

My LO |My(e)LOW|
Noun

Description of one’s child and in abbreviation
My LO|L.O.;(Little One) hasn’t been going to bed when it’s bed time, even when theirs school in the morning.
by anonymous October 27, 2020
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I can’t let my eggs burn

A figure of speech for I can’t wait to see you.
Guy: “I can’t let my eggs burn.”
Girl: “Aw, thank you.”
by nrml February 12, 2024
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