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doddy dick

I told my sidie, "you know you want this doddy dick" and she said, "yes because it's amazing."
by Sidieslayer November 27, 2015
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dick consumer

someone who consumes 11 inch big black cocks on a daily basis
look at sally, she is such a dick consumer, i saw her abosulute eating jamals bbc.
by endangereddingus May 23, 2024
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HELD OVER AS A DICK

You want to SUCK A DICK so badly in the LEGAL like a movie that is EXCELLENT which they continue to show despite it's planned showing time is suppose to end.
No matter how much I COAX and WHEEDLE , DICK I am I cannot as I am HELD OVER AS A DICK and I cannot get any BLOW JOBS anywhere to perform but hey the bright side is at least I know I am not the only one that has a virtually non existent quite small FELLATIO RATIO.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 11, 2021
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Nolan has dick cheese

This is a statement that any man named Nolan has an overwhelming amount of dick cheese.
Do you guys smell that? Is that Nolan! Nolan has dick cheese!
by hatdogman_6 January 25, 2024
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Weird Dick Energy

When a man resorts to weird child like behavior to attain attention from his spouse by being negative, dismissive, or in his feelings.

Grown men giving childish behavior to gain his woman’s attention. Instead of using his adult mind to convey his needs.

A man that suddenly acts out of social norms in retaliation to not liking what a woman does

Ie. A man condemning you playfully for wearing something revealing

When you rell a man that you’re not interested and he tries to apply pressure to change your mind.

When a man brings you the same energy from his last relationship into his new relationship

Ie. Treating all women the same and not trying to learn his spouse needs
Joe is really giving off Weird Dick Energy always handling his disagreements with Jane like a three-year-old.

It’s crazy how much Jane begs Joe to take her out on dates, but every weekend he starts an argument being real WDE so they don’t end up going nowhere .
Joe weird dick energy ass met J at the strip club and now picks on her for being a stripper

Dudes be on some weird dick energy. Whenever you tell a man I’m not interested he will you so pretty your ass to death.
by FrankE July 7, 2022
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monkey dick

the best weed ever, hits harder than a monkey dick
“that weed hit me so hard, it’s like a monkey dick”
by iH8Trannys June 6, 2019
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dick

1. the male genitalia
2. the act of masturbation
by kimjonooof February 4, 2018
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