tarantula twat

A total bitch, someone you could envision eating their young and having cobwebs stretching from one lip to the other.

Wow, my principle is a tarantula twat, i bet she never gets any.

by charlie st. March 9, 2011

Twat brain

A stupid worthless smartass person who does not know how to think logically.

Go fuck yourself, Twat brain!

by TommyTazadeh September 7, 2023

tinker-twat

A fool and a twat.

Trent: Brimmy, shut the fuck up!
Brimmy: Trent, you shut the fuck up you bloody tinker-twat

by LoogieSolos April 2, 2022

Twat nav'd

When you ask a Friend for a lift to an appointment, and on the way back, they detour to a someone's house and gets you wrecked

I got a lift off matt yesterday to the hospital, he twat nav'd me to his mates on the way back, still recovering now...

by Fearnox August 4, 2017

Twat Souffle

The act of going down on a girl.

"Hey, Kyle! I went down on Josh's girlfriend last night! Don't tell him but, it was a complete twat souffle!"

by mgshears October 28, 2020

Twat Pilot

When a girl sits on your face while you are driving with the chair reclined back. She steers while you use the pedals and lick her wet twat.

lets go for a drive and do the twat pilot baby.

by I<3pussy445 January 24, 2022

Twat

A user who is permanently banned from tweeting.

The twat incited violence.

by trouvère January 10, 2021