spermicidal twat slurper

A man who goes downtown on a woman without knowing she used spermicide foam beforehand.

"Dude... you're a spermicidal twat slurper, we've all warned you she doesn't like condoms!!!"

by Granny Graves November 29, 2022

Twat market

A man who spends money on different women via extra good tips (servers) or investing in some business opportunities is losing his money in the twat market.

You will soon need another job if you keep spending money in the twat market.

by Birdhouse observer September 13, 2020

Twat

Twat

You are a complete twat.

by Nosila70 April 19, 2019

slippery twat brownie

When an overly tan girl is wearing a skirt and no panties, slips and falls on an icy deck and gets her labia stuck on it. Like a tongue to a flagpole in the winter.

You should have seen Gina when she came out of the tanning salon that b**** slipped and fell and got a slippery twat brownie

by Des and Kirstie May 3, 2018

twat reach

v.: to reach for a twat
(AKA "grabbing them by the pussy")

n.: measurement from the labia to the floor

"Dammnnn, that girl got a mean twat reach!"

by DanMcK December 12, 2016

Twat

You

Look in the mirror. Thats what a twat is. Its you. Your the twat

by Twat2552 February 21, 2019

Two legged twat monkey

Something funny call ya m8

Lou lou ya two legged twat monkey

by Onyx1205 October 2, 2016