turtle savvy

A female with the ability to make any penis erect, especially homosexual males.

Man, that chick is turtle savvy..... You gotta try her ....

by Savviest turtle around August 31, 2023

Sea turtle

When you make your sexual partner suck your strap on dildo so deep they gag and choke like a sea turtle choking on plastic in the sea

I sea turtled georgina last night. The bitch was choking on it like a turtle chokes on plastic in the sea

by The Chief Big T March 27, 2025

Turtle

Prison slang referring to a "PC" protective custody who wants to hide in his shell. Once labelled a turtle the only way to have that label removed is to assault another turtle

Larry is a fucking turtle! after he was convicted of those skinner charges that fucking turtle tucked into his shell

by lingoguy April 17, 2014

Pinch a turtle

To take a lump of excrement

- "Hey Jeff, wanna get some burgers?"
- "Sure, just let me go pinch a turtle before"
- "you're grose bro"

by turd_muffin November 10, 2017

Turtle

A word used as a replacement for the word awkward.

Chick 1: OMGosh did u hear that fart in class?

Chick 2: Yeah totes. That was soooo turtle.

by Imony October 18, 2011

Jewish turtle neck

When you trap a girl in your closet and fill it will farts and shit till she passes out. When she passes you rape her and fuck her till she squirts.

My girl was being a bitch so I gave her a Jewish turtle neck.

by Agentdukedennis June 28, 2025

Turtle

noun A name given to sex partner with a hunchback

"I fucked this Turtle the other night."

by Atom Ekwillz Adam May 10, 2013