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Office door mat

Referred to as the office administrator. Others will pile shit on your plate and pull you in 5 different ways. Accomplishing any task of will become nearly impossible. People will copy you in on emails and tell other people that you will be reaching out to them. This covers ones ass., but not yours. You will be paid less than 95% of people in a company. If you are hourly you will be will the first person at the office in the morning and the last one to leave.
Thanks Sharon, our office door mat will reach out to you to insert task here.
by Chet Chestsky September 20, 2018
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Door

A object that you open to enter a place before closing it or you open it to exit a place before closing it.
This is the only legit definition on this site, i think.
Person 1: Open the door, i've been knocking for 25 seconds!
Person 2: Ok, fine! Just stop squirming!
Or:
Person 1: Why is the door moving uncommanded?
Person 2: It's october 31st, dumdum.
Person 1: Ohhh, ok!
by Approaching Minimums June 8, 2023
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shut your [door]

The Redskin fan told the Cowboy fan, "shut your door," when the Cowboys made the interception.
by GatorCav November 18, 2013
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Girl Next Door

See Olivia Thirlby
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Busy doors

Busy doors is often used to confirm an influx of ops in a certain area when playing online multiplayer, specifically Call of Duty Warzone. It is also regularly used by door to door salesman in reference to a laborious day of knocking doors ahead. Commenly used on Bank Holidays or when working in council estates due to more people than usual being at home.
Right, Warren. I'm dropping on the Lighthouse. It's gonna be Busy Doors!
by EWW.. Whats_that_my_brother March 19, 2024
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simps next door

Nosey ass neighbors who simp over every inch of your dick.
Goddamn simps next door are snooping my damn logs
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door handle dick

A mans penis/cock that is bent.
WOW! That woman has a huge 15 inch door handle dick in her hand!
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