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Mind Wank

A telepathic wank using your mind. BUT YOU AINT THINKING ABOUT THE HOMIES
luke was thinking of Sam's toes so much that he needed to have a mind wank. But he is a homie...
by ProfessorMindWank November 17, 2020
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skinny wank

Hey Billy, did ya get a gud spunkin from the skinny wank ye fuckin lad?
by spunkatom July 9, 2016
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Godzilla Wank

Upon climax from masturbation, you kick over a lego building and raw like Godzilla
First guy: Dude the other day i kick over all my brothers Lego

Other Guy: Godzilla Wank?

First guy: Yep
by Peter crouch August 21, 2018
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Wank

To work thoroughly and to concentrate hard
by Dickballer June 6, 2022
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Wank Slave

Someone who always agrees with you and “wanks you off” by bigging you up all the time
Person 1: “Ugh there’s Tim with John”
Person 2: “I know, Tim is John’s wank slave, always saying yes to him”
by Bambos The Greek April 28, 2022
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joy wank

A session of self pleasure inspired by and devoted to the feeling of being overjoyed by something. A suitable follow up to the joy boner
I was so excited by the upcoming release of Elder Scrolls 5 that I had to calm my nerves with a joy wank
by kangoulius May 12, 2015
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jelly wank

When ones penis is lubricated by a willing participant and masturbated to climax
Ayup lass fancy giving us a jelly wank?
by oldbailey June 15, 2017
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