fake having

when you pretend to have a lot of money on the net but you really broke as hell

person 1:“Aye you seen all that money jay got? “
person 2: “Man that’s his mama rent money. He fake having”

by moommwras March 4, 2024

Fake friend

A fake friend is someone who manipulates you, they try to act friendly at first but when you get to know them they make you do terrible stuff while your innocent and all after that when your ruined and think that they are the only one you can rely on they leave you.

when they leave you, they make you feel like they were the victim not you. You cant even wear long sleeves because of them. Dont worry. That not all.

i do miss her tho.

hey want to go out *gracey? (Fake friend)*

by adrianayournotsofavorite February 26, 2025

Fake Queuing

When some dumb nerd on eternal return says there queuing but they aren't

Super cringe

When some nerd says "I'm queuing for ranked solos/duo/squads" then doesn't queue that's when someone is "Fake Queuing"

by Mr Briggs June 12, 2022

Pump Faking.

NOT HANDLING what you say you STAND ON.

“You said you Standing On Business, but you aint Handling business, nigga you Pump Faking.”

by rrBandit February 21, 2024

Fake cereal

It’s a nice morning at your friends house, after you wake up from an insane sleepover your friend offers you a nice big bowl of cereal, you wonder why everybody stares at you smiling as you eat it, wait why does it taste weird?.. It turns out the milk is all of your friends combined semen Hahaha

Bro let’s give john some fake cereal >:)

dude your so evil

shut the fuck up

by Shaquavion Taneta O’Quayle Jr. February 1, 2023

LA Fake

Posting a controversial video on social media purely for likes with no intention of finding solutions. Lying to yourself in order to fit into a community of peers. The fear of being canceled over thinking for yourself. Following trends that are impractical and ridiculous.

That guy's extremely LA fake he posted it just for likes.

I asked him what it meant and he got mad at me he seems LA fake.

I saw him wearing a poncho and boots up to his thighs he couldn't walk at all seems really LA fake. When I asked him where he got the outfit, he wouldn't tell me said that was a secret.

He told his neighbor that recycling on Wednesdays was not allowed he was definitely LA fake

by Leprechaun Messiah September 17, 2025

Fake Oh'Daily

A holiday weekend celebrating friendships, especially long distance friendships. During this holiday it's customary for friends to travel to a new city to celebrate. The celebration takes place during the third weekend of April.

Oh yeah, we're all traveling to New York for Fake Oh'Daily. It's going to be a zoooovie.

by MayGallySmally February 16, 2024