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no man's band

Person A: "I can't belive Brendan kissed Ryan onstage!"
Person B: "Well, I guess a lot of their fans enjoyed it."
Person A: "If a no man's band did that, people would probably boo them."
by Blagiechanga December 7, 2009
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Third-Party Band Merch

An article of clothing or memorabilia made for an artist/band by someone who is not affiliated with them.
"Dude look at this sick Kanye West shirt I found!"
"That is third-party band merch if I ever seen it."
by Kkkiiirrrbbbyyy January 25, 2025
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Banding

The process of slow castration by tying off one's balls and restricting airflow.
Person 1: Oh, yeah, I've been Banding for about a couple weeks

Person 2: That's about how long it takes. I've been trying for about the same time.
by ASimpleSissy November 30, 2022
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It would be wrong, nay dumbfounded, to accuse Seth MacFarlane of being a really creepy guy. In safer reality, MacFarlane is merely a trust fund band. His entire existence, net worth, power and popularity can be traced entirely to his enormous trust fund that he inherited from his father who was a senior executive at Baskin Roberts. A hard pill to swallow: Seth MacFarlane is a trust fund band. It has been a successful meme since 2011.
Me: Seth MacFarlane? I've heard that he is a proud benefactor of the Baskin Roberts trust fund band!
Other: Cram it, fundie! His shows have been shit ever since I discovered Baskin Roberts.
Me: Well, it's just the facts.
by Baskinbros January 25, 2024
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band room

A specific room located in a public highschool, most likely a small office inside a band or music class complex. The purpose of a band room is similar to that of any other smokespot. Marijuana is commonly consumed in band rooms, usually in the form of vapor by use of a dab pen. Juuling is also commonplace in such an establishment.
"Band room sesh in lunch?"
"Fuck this class, let's skip to band room"
by 8119 April 17, 2018
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Shadow Banding

A reactive emotional pattern that develops in response to the rubber band effect. When one partner repeatedly snaps back into the relationship, the other—wary of the cycle—begins forming secret emotional or romantic connections. Shadow banding is the quiet stretch: a hidden coping mechanism born from mistrust, grief, or emotional exhaustion. It’s not about cheating—it’s about survival when the relationship feels unstable or unsafe.
After she came back and ran off the girls I was dating, I started shadow banding—keeping quiet connections just in case she left again.
by Briton Phillip September 3, 2025
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Band Kid

(noun) A person who plays a musical instrument and is usually a social outcast who pulls absolutely zero bitches, along with having their humor stuck in 2017-2020. Not to be confused with a kid in band, who is usually just a person who enjoys music and is in a band.
"That band kid is kinda weird."
"I think he's special needs."
"What's good my fellow gamers? Wanna see me play the hub intro on my sax?"
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