Dad

Some one who says he is going to get milk and never comes back

Dad: im going to get milk
Son:ok
Dad:*nevercomes home*

by NigerianSlaveTrader October 29, 2018

Dad

Dad..?
ohh, you mean the milkman but does'int come to give milk to my house

my dad has gone to buy milk he says where he's going they have very sweet and tasty milk so my daddy is buying it for me!

by Somebluedude69 January 25, 2022

boruto's dad

Verb: When a naruto fan is brought to embarrassment by a non-fan confusing boruto and naruto or calling naruto "boruto's dad"

"She likes Naruto, he's from Boruto right?"

"Oh man, I just got Boruto's Dad-ed."

by -bbkk October 12, 2021

Indian Dad

Stereotypical Indian dad is the biggest extrovert you will ever see in your life, daddy issues, trats wife very badly, checks browsing history at random times, hits you, daddy issues, makes you go to Kumon, Maths Kangaroo, Aops, MathsMasters, MathCounts, any math learning website, RoBOticS FrEaK, "either doctor, engineer, or lawyer" otherwise there is no other job, doesn't validate your feelings or interests, we Indian kids be havin daddy issues

Indian Dad:"Son, You got B+ on Maths test? Nisha darling, you are the only child now."

by Arya Upadhya December 28, 2021

Cobra Dad

A Father that displays chronic narcissistic traits. A Cobra Dad will bite with a venomous poison that consists of verbal, mental, physical ,and emotional abuse towards their targeted child. The Cobra Dad will also see their child as their source of supply and will bite a child until the child becomes the golden child or the scapegoat.

I did everything my Cobra Dad ask me to and I can't please him no matter what I do. He always expects me to respond to his every call. I feel like I never get have my own identity because he insists on giving me one. My Cobra Dad is so controlling and talks to me condescendingly. He gets so jealous when I outshine him.

by beedebbibee January 4, 2020

Dad-warmth

The unique bodily property exclusive to dads that allows them to resist frigid weather while wearing their khaki shorts.

Mother:"Your dad went out without a jacket!"
Son:"Eh, he'll be fine. He's got Dad-warmth."

by Flimflambam October 5, 2018

Dad

A big butt who never shares and someone your mom should have never married

My dad has never shared anything in his life.

by Jong Jang October 16, 2019