Boy: Yo, I woke up early this morning with that bitch right next to me and I was like 'yo I'm horny, bitch make me a ham egg and cheese sandwich.'
Bitch: Okay.
Bitch: Okay.
by life guru May 10, 2010
A gentle wake-up statement, saying breakfast is prepared and there is eggs and bacon ready to consume. However, this is mostly always a lie and no eggs and bacon are waiting.
Beulah: "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!"
Johnny: "Sweet. I'll be down in a minute."
Beulah's thoughts: "Hee hee. I sure tricked him. No eggs and bacon are there."
Johnny: "Sweet. I'll be down in a minute."
Beulah's thoughts: "Hee hee. I sure tricked him. No eggs and bacon are there."
by YearlongSleet67 May 02, 2018
An extremly stupid/retarded - albeit by choice - group of associates who practise extreme drinking, getting stoned, eating ridiculas concoctions of food, acting silly or all of the above to the background of overly loud, great music at any time of day or night, weekday or weekend.
Fortune dogg Egg member 1 : Brruupp!!! Oi you clegnuts, d'ya wanna drink a crate then make fizzy wee?
Egg member 2 : Yeh, just let me finish balancing mousetraps on Egg 3's head.
Egg member 2 : Yeh, just let me finish balancing mousetraps on Egg 3's head.
by spankmeimbritish September 03, 2005
A RACIST CORONA TERM USED BY ALL THE COOL KIDS IN THE FOREST THAT SMOKE WEED AND SUGAR WHILST PLAYING ROBLOX
by BINGBONG CHICKEN LEG BIS February 09, 2020
Betty - "just make sure to get away before you get some egg on your face"
Janet - "I would hate to get egg on my face"
Janet - "I would hate to get egg on my face"
by pinballer101 February 08, 2010
While two men are docking, they proceed to ejaculate and the semen drips into a third persons mouth while lying under them. The man proceeds to blow both men above him.
by FullMetalBalrog March 11, 2021
A person forcefully stuffs lettuce and croutons into a chicken’s ass. Then said person proceeds to stuff the chicken into the anal cavity of an anorexic dog. Proceed to fuck the nasal cavity of the dog while eating the salad out of the chicken.
by Shower_Shiter_Duo January 24, 2023