An island in the north Atlantic. Home to Billy Joel, Jerry Seinfeld and Alec Baldwin. It's a diverse place consisting of Nassau and Suffolk counties (Suffolk is far superior.) Ranging from rich white suburbs like Oyster Bay ("meet the parents" was set there!), Great neck and Port Washington to poor "hood" towns with the word "hood" in them like Riverhood, Hoodlum Bays and Brenthood as well as vacation destinations like Southampton and Montauk, gay hotspots like Westhampton and places where upper middle class artists and hipsters take over like Greenport.
You get around using the LIRR, you drink Coors light out of a paper bag and you need to change in Ronkonkoma if you're on the North fork and in Babylon if you're on the south fork and in Jamaica if you're anywhere else. If you're one of the lucky ones who lives on the east end, you get the luxury of taking the Hampton jitney.
You shop at King Kullen or the IGA. You go to "the city", not Manhattan and constantly claim to be from new York in order to seem cool.
You get around using the LIRR, you drink Coors light out of a paper bag and you need to change in Ronkonkoma if you're on the North fork and in Babylon if you're on the south fork and in Jamaica if you're anywhere else. If you're one of the lucky ones who lives on the east end, you get the luxury of taking the Hampton jitney.
You shop at King Kullen or the IGA. You go to "the city", not Manhattan and constantly claim to be from new York in order to seem cool.
Person 1: Wait, so you actually listen to Billy Joel?
Person 2: Long Island born and raised.
Person 1: ah.
Person 2: Long Island born and raised.
Person 1: ah.
by Themostunimportantpersonontheb December 12, 2018
Get the Long Islandmug. When you call the chosen island chinese restaurant and you meet the lady at the front. She says “hello chosen island”
A guy name Gabi kept saying “hello chosen island” making fun of the person that answers the phone at chosen island restaurant
by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 17, 2025
Get the Hello chosen islandmug. by Vee126 March 15, 2019
Get the Booty islandmug. A small town as far south as you can go on Long Island you can go. The town is stuck in the past and adverse to much change of any kind. Almost universally Republican and everyone either knows each other or is related.
by My negros August 12, 2023
Get the Island Parkmug. 
A university in Kingston, Rhode Island that is also known as "Rutgers North." Home to more tri-staters that actual Rhode Islanders. A college of last resort for losers trying to rehabilitate themselves (i.e. Jim Harrick, Lamar Odom).
Because of its location, long winters, and lack of a campus culture, copious amounts of alcohol are consumed throughout the academic year.
Best known in sports circles as having been apart of a bench clearing brawl with rival Providence College in December 1990.
Because of its location, long winters, and lack of a campus culture, copious amounts of alcohol are consumed throughout the academic year.
Best known in sports circles as having been apart of a bench clearing brawl with rival Providence College in December 1990.
Person one: I thawt i wuz gonna ta go ta C.W.Post on Lawn Guyland
Person two: Fawget aboutit! You can go ta da University of Rhode Island with me ! Yugggge!
Person two: Fawget aboutit! You can go ta da University of Rhode Island with me ! Yugggge!
by bluerincon July 3, 2022
Get the University of Rhode Islandmug. by Ashley H 705 June 26, 2021
Get the Rhode Islandmug.