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How many pints?

A phrase commonly used by people to determin how many pints of beer they would need to consume before they would shag someone (usually aimed at a mid or ugly female).
*Weight loss advert appears on TV with a fat lady*

Joe: *points at the TV* "Hey Billy how many pints?"

Billy: "At least 4"
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How old am I?

Are you for real that stupid that you dont know how old you are
"How old am I?"

Why the hell are you asking me? I DONT KNOW YOU
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fuck how it turn out

“ I’m big chillen fuck how it turn out, on who? me and Larry”
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How You Hear How

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How do they make babies?

Don't seek further information it's classified
Kid: How do they make babies?
Dad: My agents have told me not to give you the answer my son.
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How goes it

Term meaning "how are you doing" but it's used by people in a midlife crisis and Football Manager players. Usually british too. It may be deemed as friendly and slightly quirky.
A: "How goes it?"
B: "I'm not bad, thanks!."
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