dumb as a door

someone that is so stupid that can only open and close, not literally.

Farin is dumb as a door; he doesn't have a clue what it waits for him.

by Lxiaoqi April 7, 2018

jacky jacky 9 doors

a guy whos holes are used so much they are like a door that doesnt have a lock

hey jacky jacky 9 doors

by anonymous February 24, 2025

Northern Texas Door Jam

The act of inviting a boy you like over to your house and then during dinner, you spill water all over him to make him yours......basically this is how to get the boys.

Dude: Eve totally pulled a Northern Texas Door Jam on me!!
Dude2: Whoaa, dude she is thirsty for you!
Dude: Yeah, totally dude

by Pillar of Salt October 7, 2014

Door cam dicking

Where you fuck someone in front of someones door cam

We got wild and decided to give our neighbor a door cam dicking

by 333bam July 23, 2024

Keep Banging your doors

A term used by prisoners or ex prisoners referring to the awesome load bang you get from slamming your cell/pad’s door. It pisses off the screws/ prison wardens because you can’t not jump/ be scared from it.

“Keep banging your doors the boys”. Stop banging the fucking doors!!!”

by ImArascal May 11, 2023

Screen door shit

Diarrhea so runny and projecting at a high velocity that it’ll fly right through a screen door.

“I ate at the Mexican place and got the screen door shits so bad before I even left the parking lot.” Jayson

by BUTT0N February 8, 2021

pirate door

when y about to smash yo girl in the ass and she won't let it in

my girl made a pirate door om me

by JULEMAND666 January 23, 2018