david

he will haunt you in your sleep and aways has a ruler on him, he loves to stab people WITH the ruler and has violent urge at least once a minute, he will be always ready to attack, STAY AWAY.
HE WILL STAB WITHOUT WARNING

"HEY IS THAT DAVID?" I SAY
"RUN!" says dude next to me

by heyitsmethebigman June 21, 2019

David

A Hoe.

Yes, that's right. David is a hoe

by OrangeAugust July 21, 2019

David

A person named David is typically narcissistic. When a “David” has sex, they will position themselves in front of a mirror so that they can make eye contact with themselves. They are more interested in watching their own body in the act of intercourse than watching their partner. This in a way makes them feel like they are not having sex with a partner, but rather they feel like they are in fact fucking themselves- which give a “David” a great sense of pleasure.This person is also typically a Scorpio, tall, athletic, with well maintained facial hair and loves the Miami heat

They are obsessed with their own image and also believe that no one person is good enough, due to this a “David” will often have many hoes or shortys

Person 1: man, that guy is a player!
Person 2: yeah, he’s a real David

by Pish.Posh September 28, 2019

David

The tall dude that never ceases to make you cringe. The guy that is magically drawn to every thot he meets, and yet is somehow secretly gay.

You see David with his girl?
Yeah she be going to the bar tonight.

by lasagna bitches October 7, 2019

David

The fattest cock of all time, he will destroy your whole family including your cousins with his huge penis.

I spent the night with David!

by fats so al October 23, 2019

David

David is a strong name, usually associated with crack or coke heads. He thinks he’s cool but he rarely shows it, if you know a David play it cool when he least expects it hug him as tight as you can ... around the neck with a cable

U should have seen the lazy piece of shit that David is being.

by Urbandick12345678910 October 30, 2019

David

David cheats on his own girlfriend and hugs other women. He is a jackass. he is fracking crazy and harasses is girlfriend. he is also a huge perv and trys to show off

David is very cruel

by David Kayeye November 5, 2019