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pee-shock

(a.k.a p-ripple): the cold rush of blood at the end of taking a leak, often sending waves of chill nerves down the spine and spraying goose-bumps all over the body.
"He had such an audible pee-shock i thought he was jerking off."
To party host: "Sorry i messed up your bathroom, i had a massive p-shock."
by wordmonk November 8, 2011
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Youtube Pee

something that is supposed to be the opposite of youtube poop but somehow doesn’t exist
If there is YouTube Poop, why isn’t there YouTube Pee?
by wubbableseiebe September 7, 2022
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jungle pee

A term used to tell your friends you’re going to go take a shit without having to directly say it.
Matt: I’m going to go jungle pee!

Sara: What’s that mean?

Troy: Oh he’s politely telling us he’s going to go take a shit.
by Kas Lupo May 20, 2023
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Peeing On The Poo

A phrase used to break the silence when you enter a Men's bathroom and there are empty urinals, but a guy is using the stall standing up facing forward. There are only a few reasons that man is using the stall, that way: Stage fright, doing coke, waiting for a gay guy, or breaking up an unflushed piece of poo with his piss stream.
Nick walks into a men's bathroom at a pub and notices empty urinals and a guy pissing face forward in a stall.

Nick: Hey, you peeing on the poo?

Stall guy: (sniffs & flushes toilet) Haha.
by Studs Lonigan III November 24, 2024
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pee

pee
he pee
by pissbaby69 March 7, 2019
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Blind pee shot

(noun) Unable to see the target when taking the driver out for a whizz. Popularised by golfers with large beer bellies.
I always spray it everywhere from a blind pee shot.
by Edo77 April 24, 2025
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