Alabama snow plow

When you’re balls deep in your cousin, you shove your face into a mountain of cocaine, lick your thumb, scream “SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND” and jam a boofer right in your own asshole

So, I was smashing my cousin Shelly, and I hit myself with the Alabama snow plow. A little razzle dazzle for the camera.

by The great BK January 11, 2025

Alabama Slammer

When you and your dad are double teaming your morbidly obese sister on the kitchen table and the legs give out.

Our threesome ended with an Alabama slammer. Wham!

by Chili67 May 21, 2021

alabama china

Paper plates and plastic/paper utensils/cups. For special nights, use red Solo cups!

Let's use the Alabama china so we don't have to wash dishes!

by CainisAble September 19, 2016

Alabama Lawnmower

The sexual act of getting your partner to pluck each one of your pubic hairs with their teeth, and then spitting them out at you like a lawnmore does with grass.

Sorry I was busy last night, I was just enjoying the Alabama Lawnmower with my girlfriend.

by Jackie Chan 22323 March 3, 2022

alabama knot

when 2 men tie their dicks together blocking the flow of cum and trying to ejaculate first to show their pride.

I was created by an alabama knot thats why i dont look normal but im special.

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018

alabama bonfire

A sexual position in which a ginger (the fire) is laying and grinding on a bunch of black men (the wood logs)

Guy1: “dude, Alice was in a Alabama bonfire last night”
Guy2:”How many logs?”

by Diajjv May 29, 2018

Alabama

Where you fuck your whole family at once

I just alabamad my mom

by Nemesis Frontier September 19, 2019