reform jew

A modern version of Judaism for the person unsure what happens once you die
Like the orthodox jew uses a Torah
Unlike the orthodox jew is very liberal-minded

Jackie: I am a reform Jew
Rachel: What is a reform jew?

Jackie: Reform Jews are the liberal-minded jews , the orthodox are the conservative jews. Both follow the same Torah.

by SoCal323 February 20, 2021

Jew coin

A metal coin, often given as a promotional item, used to take grocery store carts without needing an actual coin.

Jan: We need a cart for all these groceries, but I don’t have any spare change.
Martin: Here, use my jew coin.

by kadoodles May 5, 2021

Jews

What you put on your feet.
To take a healthy shower.
A form of cooking.

Ha mom get my Jews.

by anonymous September 28, 2021

nether jew

another term for piglins in Minecraft, often used when they don’t give you good trades

holy fuck man, that nether jew just gave me three ender pearl trades in a row

by furry slayer April 4, 2023

Jew

A person with a short nose who hates money

Jews are the most friendly and personable people you will ever meet

by Frederick Yeo November 17, 2023

jew high

When you're as high a Jew , I.e Seth Rogan

Damn man you're Jew high right now.

by ToldyaPaola November 21, 2016

Jewish Jew

A jew who is way too obsessed with jewdaism.

That niggah a straight up jewish jew.

by YahFamBoiTony December 7, 2017