hitting myself off

Hitting myself off involves the act of self satisfaction. It most commonly involves material, spiritual or substance induced gratification. To hit oneself off usually involves, but is not limited to, the ingestion of marijuana substance and a delicious meal. However, one can hit oneself off in various ways.

Hitting myself off is often used in this context...."Wow that blunt and clam chowder really hit me off at the Rt. 44 Diner on the way to Keuka."

by The Body May 30, 2006

the shit will hit the sink

the phrase used by cadets, replacing "the shit has hit the fan" after numerous "incidents"

if you dont wake up, the shit will hit the sink

by smead September 4, 2010

blind bong hit

To cover up someones eyes and to have control over the size of the hit of smoke they can receive from a bong.

"billy you're getting a blind bong hit."

by red frag July 12, 2007

hit-n-run

find a hoe then fuck em then leave em in the middle of the night with out em knowing

Jack pulled a hit and run on that chicken head last night.

by Pimp master p May 29, 2003

the disney channel hit

the act of pressing the button on your cart while you do the signature disney channel mickey mouse motion then take your hit

You: hi my name is — and your watching disney channel ;) *takes hit*

Me: how do you like the disney channel hit?

by cunninglingusqueen May 31, 2023

Hit him with the clit

A female's ultimate power play: sexing a man into oblivion/submission.

Q: He won't do what I want, what should I do?
A: Hit him with the clit.

by blackandyellowsd June 18, 2014

Hit Enter Ear

Used when someone in a group chat presses the enter key too early by accident, resulting in a malformed sentence.

Originated from hitting enter early on the phrase "hit enter ear(ly)"

Steve: *walks in, starts b

Edward: aw dude did you hit enter ear

by official friend October 28, 2018