Willy

Euphemism for penis used by children to stop them using vulgar slang to describe their dong.

My willy is king size.

by UltimateDoge June 4, 2021

willy muffin

To whack someone with a muffin (sexually).

“Last night, i willy muffined her!!!

by -6-6-6 September 4, 2023

William/willie

THE smarty pants

William/willie should listen to his gf when she says he’s the smarty pants!

by Lebwnsitsbaka February 7, 2019

Willy

Guy with an average dick but a pussy licking specialist

„Willy licks like a dog who had no water for 7 days“

by BigGorillaDingDong November 22, 2021

shet willy

When you give a wet willy, but you use your ass sweat to provide the moisture

Cathy, how was your summer?

Absolutely terrible, my uncle gave me a shet willy

Ewwwwww

by luke1myafada June 4, 2023

Willy Wonka Flip

A Willy Wonka Flip is when you drink cacao and take LSD. In traditional ceremony, the cacao is consumed about an hour before the LSD. Cacao is a vasodilator and LSD is a vasoconstrictor, so the two are a healthy pairing for your literal and energetic heart.

Wow, Willy Wonka Flipping really opened my heart and expanded my mind.

Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of pure imagination
Take a look
And you'll see
Into your imagination
We'll begin
With a spin
Traveling in
The world of my creation
What we'll see
Will defy
Explanation
If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Want to change the world?
There's nothing to it
There is no
Life I know
To compare with pure imagination
Living there
You'll be free
If you truly wish to be
If you want to see magic lands
Close your eyes and you will see one
Want to be a dreamer, be one
Anytime you please and please save me one
Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of pure imagination
Take a look
And you'll see
Into your imagination
There is no
Place to go
To compare with your imagination
So go there
To be free
If you truly wish to be
Living there
You'll be free
If you truly wish to be

by cunt roll January 2, 2019

Little willie wanker

A small person. That appears alot younger than they are.
Usually found hanging out with adolescents. Hangs out alot round public toilets.
Has a little willie.

That blokes cock is tiny!
He's a little willie wanker!

by Jizznote August 20, 2013