dad watch

A watch that dads mainly wear in which the part that goes around your wrist is made of metal. Basically, a full metal watch.

1: Which Gucci watch did you get your dad for his birthday?
2: I got the silver on silver, why?
1: Aw you got him the dad watch...

by AssBurgers789 October 10, 2017

the watcher

The act of sitting on ones dick and hands before masturbation so that it feels like you are just watching someone else get a hand job.

Last night I gave myself the best watcher ever! Im telling you man doing the watcher, just feels like you are watching someone else get a hand job!

by T0XIC H3RO November 1, 2017

video watcher

Somebody who looks up videos in order to obtain an advantage in golfing games. (IE Golf It or Golf With your Friends)

All Europeans are bad a golf with your friends, just a bunch of video watchers.

by golfitmaster December 11, 2017

owl watching

“Owl” symbolizes “hooters” aka “boobs” “Owl Watching” means staring at some chicks knockers.

Ricky: dude did you see that tits on that chick?
Jayme: yeah they had me owl watching for days.

by johnny_jizzle January 19, 2018

Fair weather racist

Someone who is only racist for bandwagon purposes. A news story, tv show or *coughs halftime performance can bring them out of the woodwork. Black issue, white issue, it doesn’t matter, a Fair Weather Racist wants the attention and will degrade any and everyone they have to to be a part of the current social backlash. (See also: Douche Canoe)

Wow, the fair weather racists are goin in on Timberlake’s Prince tribute at the halftime.

by Aniki May 4, 2018

under weather

To be ill or sick.

I couldn’t make the meeting ‘cause I was a bit under weather

by Cypress February 11, 2018

Moon watcher

Another term for a fucking nigger

This moon watcher was a faggot

by Whitexxbrownies June 2, 2018