cash toilet

A modern alternative name for one's car or it's fuel tank.

A: Yo, your car's empty.

B: Man, I gotta flush more money down the cash toilet?!

by man.dovvn June 10, 2008

stained the toilet brown

To make something worse and still naively believe it became better.

She stained the toilet brown with her bug fix.

by [Supermeganightmarewanderer19] September 26, 2012

toilet cheeks

When you sit on the toilet for so long and get up there is an imprint of the toilet left behind on your ass and legs.

Bro, I was in the bathroom for so long I have toilet cheeks!

by Classyhobbit September 6, 2020

toilet corndog

A continual long log of shit that tapers into a point, similar to the stick portion of a corndog.

"I'm trying to pick a stall, but the handicap one has no toilet paper and the small one has a fat toilet corndog floating in it"

by Cucktagon April 13, 2020

Disabled toilet whore

A disabled toilet whore is any female named known for running trains on Guys in disabled toilets and well known to crack community for her services

You know that slut brook that girl who fucks anything with a heartbeat she’s a dirty cunt with legs that can’t be shut and loves being a disabled toilet whore

by Jumpercable March 20, 2025

TOILET PAPER

The currency for 2020.

"Karens love it, and so do YOU."
Toilet Paper~

by Bnana-man March 22, 2020

Skibidi Toilet

A TV show with a toilet containing a head popping out of it. It has become popular amongst the younger male population.

Skibidi Toilet is so fanum tax and just wants to be your sigma

by Miss Floppy December 11, 2023