Ethan Beach

The sexiest man to ever live, and walk on this earth. He has perfect abs, and a huge ass dick. He sweeter than a starbucks frappucino, and more charming than prince charming himself. He's fantastic at sex, and he bangs you so hard you can't breathe.

Holy shit, I wish Ethan Beach would just fuck me so hard that I can't breathe.

by fattymclardass96 August 4, 2019

ethan jaing

he is so cool and very totally good at soccer. aka "the next messi" he is so smart too totally

He has a one in a lifetime ethan jaing.

by ETHAN JIANG FAN CLUB October 25, 2023

Ethan

A chubby guy whose chronically online, attracts many girls since they love chubby guys. Also seen as loving people like Leon Kennedy

Person 1: Hey look over there, its a wild Ethan

(Chubby fella wearing random anime shirt)

Person 2: O wow! You are right, that is a chubby guy.

by Musicmaxxing May 24, 2025

Ethan

the only man i can tolerate

Is that ethan?
yes, yes it is

by pawtoast January 29, 2021

Ethan's beautiful voice

Boy that always jump has no name. MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI Ethan cool i liek etan efan cool efan voice hot wowoowowoow

Ethan's beautiful voice makes me cream

by lid8en April 27, 2022

Ethan

someone who is absolutely amazing, gorgeous, sexy, dazzling smile, looks to die for, all around perfect kind of boy. All the girls want him, he's a dream come true for many people. Once you have him, don't let him slip through your fingers, as he's unique and hard to find. The type of boy who would easily without doubt make sure he looks after his girlfriend, and wouldn't put anything stupid in-front of her. Very popular, and a VERY good fighter. BEWARE!

He also has a VERY big penis!

girl 1 - Do you know Ethan?
girl 2 - Hell yeah! he's a real charmer
girl 3 - Oh of course i know him!

by y6y6ttt January 3, 2023

Ethan

Someone that sucks at clash of clans

Bro you're like Ethan playing Clash of Clans

by Goat of Clash of Clans February 1, 2024