The Air Travel Bubble Hypothesis

Every time two countries announce an air travel bubble, one of them will see a spike in corona cases closer to the flight date, dashing hopes of paid travellers, who would nevertheless be consoled that they would be given first priority for the next fight if they were not to cancel their booking.

On the one occasion when the air travel bubble hypothesis was apparently proved wrong, the decades-old Soviet plane that was carrying a few dozen Russian mercenaries and terrorists was never heard again after take-off—had the ATB hypothesis struck in a more deadly form?

by MathPlus March 11, 2022

Bel Air Parking Garage

A hang out for a lot of kids in Bel Air...well because there really isn't anything else to do in Bel Air. A place where if you get caught parked up top and you are just sitting there, you get in trouble by the town clowns for "trespassing." I love how you can get charged with trespassing in a PUBLIC place.

I went to the Bel Air parking garage today and a town clown yelled at me for trespassing.

by We're bad kids :-) October 28, 2007

UPS 2nd Day Air

A ruse designed to fool UPS customers into believing that a jet airplane will be utilized to help deliver their package in two days when in actuality, a semi-truck is utilized most of the time, causing late deliveries to occur.

What a rip, I paid fifteen bucks extra for UPS 2nd Day Air and UPS took 4 days to deliver my package!

by That70sGuy April 8, 2017

white air force energy

a cowered who hid's and lets his men do his dirty work

example Orochimaru and gato of naruto have a shit load of white air force energy

by yes:no September 25, 2023

the warm air weasel of doom

A Fart of gas to the 12th power of boom-bigger-te.

the warm air weasel of doom is what all farts run from.

by andand October 29, 2006

North Dakotan Hot Air Balloon

The act of sitting on a female's lap, then passing gas; causing the vagina to fill with "hot air." To "deflate the balloon," the female must abruptly stand, causing a mucky, ass-polluted queef to issue forth from her crotch, most commonly directed toward the male's face.

Last night, when Sasha was reading on the couch, I totally snuck up on her and gave her a North Dakotan Hot Air Balloon.

by FrothyRothy May 31, 2010

hot air balloon ride

Person lies on their back, the woman straddles the face creating a seal between the labia and the mouth. the person on the bottom blows into the woman to "inflate" the uterus. The woman grabs two hand-fulls of hair (the basket) and holds on for the balloon ride.

"Dude, i was trying to give a 'hot air balloon ride' and I got a mouth full of blow back."

by Elrond Driscoll February 4, 2009