A dry and disgusting way to clean your ass after using the toilet, which leaves shit particles and toilet paper remains between your cheeks and you don’t even realize it.
Friend1: ew, you use toilet paper after using the toilet?!
Friend2: um, yeah?? Isn’t that universal?
Friend1: yeah, that’s the problem! Use a bidet!
Friend2: okay.
Friend2: um, yeah?? Isn’t that universal?
Friend1: yeah, that’s the problem! Use a bidet!
Friend2: okay.
by Jackelanm December 22, 2023
Get the Toilet papermug. a toilet goblin is a small child or pet that likes to follow you to the bathroom and sit next to or on your legs/feet wile you poop
ugh must you follow me *pet's name* i'm just taking a crap. i don't need an audience quit being such a toilet goblin
by bananabean 1957 April 26, 2021
Get the toilet goblinmug. When 1 man is taking a shit and when he's done the other man uses his tongue to lick his asshole clean.
Tom saw Aaron and Jake going into the toilet and leaned over and told Dave "Look there doing a 2 men in a toilet."
by Harley Quinns bitch February 8, 2023
Get the 2 men in a toiletmug. Skibidi Toilet is something that was made in Hell. Their only audience are 4 yo's or people from the adoption center. Studies shown that if you watch one of their fucking content-farm-youtube-shorts, you will have a seizure, and your heart will stop from the level of cringe.
Dad: Hey son what are you watching?
Son: Skibidi dop dop yes skibidi dop dop dop yes yes!!!! Skibidi Toilet!!!!!
Dad: Thank god there is a candy van over there.
Son: Skibidi dop dop yes skibidi dop dop dop yes yes!!!! Skibidi Toilet!!!!!
Dad: Thank god there is a candy van over there.
by Cringe_Deleter December 18, 2023
Get the Skibidi Toiletmug. by rsin102 September 9, 2025
Get the Toilet timemug. by killman64 September 9, 2016
Get the Toilet Care Packagemug. A big beautiful ass.
by Hill billy joe January 25, 2021
Get the Toilet huggermug.