Mike Perry

Definition of masculinity.

Man you looking all sorts of Mike Perry right now.

by Dar real man May 21, 2021

Mike Smith

A beloved 5' 10 man we the largest dumptruck known to mankind. His heart is humongous but he hates Turnpikes, also the government. He loves the oil and gas Industry and many other things, but is mainly known for his badonkadonk.

Bros got that Mike Smith cake!!

by Mike Smith enthuseast April 20, 2023

mike

him.

mike is him.

by realfactos101 September 10, 2022

Purple Mike

The act of purposely sticking your finger through the toilet paper to tickle your dirty butthole.

I was feeling really down because i fly my wingsuit with my knees bent so i gave myself a Purple Mike to raise my spirits... But it didnt work and now im even sadder than before...

by Jimbo Big Slice January 8, 2021

MIKE MIKE

The MM in the Lockheed AC-130 is called MIKE MIKE

You're clear to swap to 30 Mike Mike

Copy that sir

by Deep Vein Thrombosis November 17, 2022

Mike Azulay

Commonly mistaken for Luke Combs. He uses guns as currency and you can typically find him with a hammer and flannel no matter the setting or season. Famous for climbing Hellbrook Trail and being the first man to be diagnosed with Squiggly Diggly

Jessica: OMG IS THAT LUKE COMBS????

Larry: No, that’s just Mike Azulay. You can tell by the Squiggly Diggly

by Lukecombslover July 13, 2022

Mike

Self absorbed anime lover who coincidentally happens to be bisexual and obsesses over anime girls and smokes weed 24/7/4/12/10. He is very picky when it comes to choice of video games and gets pissed over the tiniest of infractions. He'll constantly ask questions too usually something to do with your opinion on something.

You're acting like Mike right now.

by Nerdgaming104 August 31, 2022