Last line of defense

When a hoe keeps on getting on you so you shoot her

I had to use my last line of defense

by kid dying in a mini van April 19, 2022

Line of Liability

The hospital’s invisible line outside the main lobby doors where they wheel their patients to after they are discharged. Utterly nervous that the discharged patient will slip and fall before they exit the hospital, a collective sigh of relief by the hospital lawyers after the patient has been wheeled to the line of liability, steps out of the wheelchair, and walks away.

The hospital staff gingerly helped the discharged patient exit out of the wheelchair and take a step over the Line of Liability. The patient could have collapsed after that and crawled to their car, but it wouldn’t matter; they had crossed the Line of Liability.

by Grant Rampus March 8, 2022

Blue Line Insurance Coverage

Used in place of Qualified Immunity, the controversial legal doctrine that protects police officers accused of misconduct and violating constitutional rights.

Did you see the video of the guy being beat up by the police, while he was handcuffed? That was wrong for them to do that. Yeah, but they won't get in any trouble, because they've got that Blue Line Insurance Coverage.

by D_Weezy March 15, 2022

The Kanye Line

A social parameter in which an attendee to an awards ceremony can be a total jack ass to a certain degree and not be reprimanded.

Will Smith crossed "The Kanye Line" when he slapped Chris Rock at the Oscar's in 2022.

by Judge Thread March 29, 2022

Blu Line

the goddamn blue line that pops up absolutesly EVERYWARE after you save and reload.

P1: all done my assignment (thats due in half an hour) better save it.
WORD: BTW ur document has around thirtyseven mistakes. The Blu Line will help you find them. ReMeMbEr YoUr CaPiTaLs.

by GW in corona November 9, 2021

longhorn lines

Adderall for working and coke for partying, conveniently combined into a single line package. Most commonly found on bathroom counters at frat parties at the University of Texas.

If you run into a dude tweaking like a west campus homeless guy at a Longhorn post-game, he probably hit some longhorn lines in the bathroom 20 minutes ago.

by ~ 𓆏 ~ November 11, 2021

Red-Line Torture

Red-Line Torture is a form cock and ball torture (CNBT) used by the gremlins and involves inserting a Ritalin into the penis hole and anus. You then circumcise the patient and force them to snort a line of their own blood.

wasn't that Red-Line Torture fun last weekend?

by CLINT LORD November 14, 2021