piss blister

Noun (n.)

1) The result of a rash which occurs at the opening of the penis upon a combination of excessive urination and traditional american peehole filing at grit ranges below 60 (particularly but not exclusively during the final days prior to the winter solstace in south eastern united states,) and most prominant during barometricly unstable seasons.

They (obama, constituants) call me a cunt. I say, I'm not a cunt just look at my leaking piss blisters. Now show us your big tits little lady.

by poopbird July 17, 2014

Piss Crapsian

When fans of the musical group known as "Phish" dislike the band playing Prince Caspian live, they call it "Piss Crapsian"

Dude, they just had to play "Piss Crapsian" to close the 1st set. So yeah man, I just went to get in line early for a PBR.

by VTHomeslice July 9, 2012

Pissing cream

Your girl is peeing and giving a blow job

My girl gave me a pissing cream last night

by Smurfasaur November 28, 2018

piss scarecity

The fear of peeing in public due to the fear of the person in the stall next to you hearing you pee or break wind while bearing down

One of the busybodies at work was in the stall next to me in the bathroom I could not be due to piss scarecity

by Rearview61 September 24, 2016

Pissed Timmy

When a individual consumes an amount of alcohol to the point when they act like a total fool.

Ben: "Wow, did you see Blake last night?"

Jake: "Yeah he was Pissed Timmy that's for sure!"

by Simmo5255 November 28, 2013

Pissing in the yard

To pity someone, which we NEVER DO...NEVER PISS IN THE YARD.

JIM: Dawg, I know the breakup was hard.... I am pissing in the yard for you.
TOM: DOOOD!!!! we NEVER EVER, PISS IN THE YARD.

by EDDYBOI821 June 10, 2021

Piss trip

A term used in a Australian culture. Used to describe an out of town work excursion, usually involving more the drinking of alcohol than actual work.

Work is sending me and the boys out bush next week, to scope out the site for a new build, gonna be a bit of a piss trip ey.

by Big Coxy July 6, 2018