hitting myself off

Hitting myself off involves the act of self satisfaction. It most commonly involves material, spiritual or substance induced gratification. To hit oneself off usually involves, but is not limited to, the ingestion of marijuana substance and a delicious meal. However, one can hit oneself off in various ways.

Hitting myself off is often used in this context...."Wow that blunt and clam chowder really hit me off at the Rt. 44 Diner on the way to Keuka."

by The Body May 30, 2006

the shit will hit the sink

the phrase used by cadets, replacing "the shit has hit the fan" after numerous "incidents"

if you dont wake up, the shit will hit the sink

by smead September 4, 2010

blind bong hit

To cover up someones eyes and to have control over the size of the hit of smoke they can receive from a bong.

"billy you're getting a blind bong hit."

by red frag July 12, 2007

hit-n-run

find a hoe then fuck em then leave em in the middle of the night with out em knowing

Jack pulled a hit and run on that chicken head last night.

by Pimp master p May 29, 2003

Hits my gib

A term to mean be my friend. Yes ,it also is used to confuse people. Like people named odin most of the time but you can say it to others

Hey odin Hits my gib. odin say hits my gib

by HitsMygiblover12 December 5, 2022

hit it like a beast

When a very special looking tree, who says she wants to be loving in sex, WANTs TO GET DICKED DOWN FUCKING HARD

Ethan : "bro, last night I was fucking this thot named Charlie told me to hit it like a beast and texas chili dog her"
Jordan: "damn, I know that chick she looks like a mf bush"

by NibbyTribby December 17, 2017

hit her with a meme

When arguing with a girl. Send a meme to her Becuase you don't give a fuck and you are savage.

Yo this bitch dumb. I'm about to hit her with a meme

by Criven June 12, 2016