one hit wonder

some one who gets really really really really really really really high after hitting the joint/pipe/bong once;
a pot-smoking light weight.

No more for me, thanks. I'm such a one hit wonder!

by joscar December 12, 2003

hitting myself off

Hitting myself off involves the act of self satisfaction. It most commonly involves material, spiritual or substance induced gratification. To hit oneself off usually involves, but is not limited to, the ingestion of marijuana substance and a delicious meal. However, one can hit oneself off in various ways.

Hitting myself off is often used in this context...."Wow that blunt and clam chowder really hit me off at the Rt. 44 Diner on the way to Keuka."

by The Body May 26, 2006

blind bong hit

To cover up someones eyes and to have control over the size of the hit of smoke they can receive from a bong.

"billy you're getting a blind bong hit."

by red frag June 15, 2007

the shit will hit the sink

the phrase used by cadets, replacing "the shit has hit the fan" after numerous "incidents"

if you dont wake up, the shit will hit the sink

by smead September 03, 2010

hit-n-run

find a hoe then fuck em then leave em in the middle of the night with out em knowing

Jack pulled a hit and run on that chicken head last night.

by Pimp master p May 29, 2003

The Helmers Two-Hit

Where you can only take two drags of a bowl (420) unless you wanna die

*passing a joint*
Guy 1: Bro, you barely took a drag!
Guy 2: I had my 2- got the Helmers two-hit
Guy 1: Ahhh, respect bro, good luck

by Mr_Boo August 19, 2023

Lame ass hit

meaning like a bitch but lame it clearly makes sense .

Another word for munch or whore like if y'all fucked already " lame ass hit "

john "that lame ass hit cheated on me.."
lexi "lame ass hit?"

john "yes that pussy was trash anyways."

by immostdefintletyamunch January 06, 2023