national throw nikola day

on july 28th, you can throw anyone whose name is nikola! it’s acceptable in all circumstances so go ahead and have a nice day by throwing a nikola around
1: hey! it’s july 28th which means it’s national throw nikola day!
2: oh my god, we must throw nikola!!!
1: YES!!!!
by isthisdoddle? June 30, 2022
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national deez nutz day

tell your friends deez nutz jokes not matter how much they hate them or even hate you
me: did you take the eaton test? friend: no what is that? me: eaton deez nutz<3 friend: really lmao me: it’s national deez nutz day
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National Try Hard Day

My friend was born on National Try Hard Day and he called me a try hard, but I said, “no, that’s you”
by No that’s you January 21, 2019
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National Hate Nick Day

Every February 3rd you have to hate on anyone named Nick.
Hey is your name Nick? Yea well its National Hate Nick Day, so fuck you I hate you
by Sterm Meister Meister Sterm February 04, 2023
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October 15th every year. Is national lesbian sweatpants day. Every lesbian is required to wear sweatpants this day and all straights are banned from wearing sweatpants on this day.
Dude: hey look at that fine specimen over there
Gurl: look at what she’s wearing. Do you know what day it is? It’s National lesbian sweatpants day. That right there is MY fine lesbian specimen.
by that_one_lesbian_03 October 21, 2019
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National Chocolate Milk Day

September 27th
The day of the year in which the most chocolate milk should be consumed by any individual.
"Hey, it's September 27th! Happy National Chocolate Milk Day!"
"Shucks, thanks Bobby! Happy National Chocolate Milk Day to yourself!"
by Nahyma September 28, 2013
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