Noah VD

Noah is a white boi that likes playing fortnite all day. he started playing in season 3 chapter 2 and he always steals his mum's credit card to get more vbucks. Noah is also really annoying and thinks he is cool but he isn't he is just weird and annoying. The VD stands for very dumb
Some guy - "that guy is so annoying"
His/Her friend - "Sounds like a noah VD, actually defiantly a noah VD
by da fortnutterrrrrrr October 11, 2021
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Noah Boettger

Anyone with this name is obviously a fun person, and of course party super hard. They are a bit of a whore but when they settle down they are wonderful friends or relationship partners. The only problem you’ll ever find is the constant question of whether or not they are actually straight.
Patrick: Man, Noah Boettger is the best, do you think he’s gay so I can tap that

Daint: Nah man he’s got a girl but I’m sure he would still party with you and you’ll love it
by iT’s thE miDdLe OnE June 05, 2019
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noah hameleers

Noah hameleers is a guy with a extremely large penis also known as a horse cock.
Don't try to seduce him he will always be after julia
Wow he has a noah hameleers
by Julia en hameleers zaten in de November 22, 2021
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noah hameleers

A guy with a a horsecock. Everyone wants to fuck him but his love only goes to julia koperdraat.
Sanne: I love noah hameleers zo much.
Hans: don't even try to fuck him he loves julia

Hans: he has a extremely large noah hameleers
by Julia en hameleers zaten in de November 22, 2021
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Noah Gennockey

absolute spastic with no chill, perverted intentions around unnamed women, any skin must be covered at all times. please stay away from anyone with this ungodly name.
"OMG.. Is that Noah Gennockey, hide your ankles!!!"

"PLEASE HELP! Noah Gennockey is behind me with his 9" cock hanging out"
by crazy bananas 9 May 02, 2022
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Noah "PeePaw" Szymanski

Considered by some to be the greatest basketball player ever, PeePaw is known for longevity, playing across 4 decades. He averaged 18 PPG, on highly efficient shooting splits with a career .50 FG%, .37 3PT%, and .89 FT%. PeePaw entered the league in '76 quickly rising to be one of the leagues top forwards on both ends of the court, this peak was short-lived however as he led the league in turnovers in '81. The next year a bizarre trend emerged that was only later discovered by sportswriter Jon Bois in 2017. Rookie PG Fat Lever and PeePaw recorded the exact same stats over the course of the '82 season. This trend would continue all the way to Fat Lever's retirement in '95, including his injury in the '92 season where PeePaw sat out due to marital troubles. For the next four years PeePaw played limited minutes putting up career lows. However in 2000 when PeePaw started due to injury, he proceeded to have one of the greatest seasons ever at 43 years old. He averaged 26.8 PPG on 57.8% FG% and 40.6% 3PT% shooting, and 13.9 APG, winning the league's MVP and leading his team all the way to the finals. However, the most impressive stat from this season was PeePaw's 12 total dribbles, scoring purely off his silky jumper and masterful jab step + head fake bag. Much to the dismay of fans PeePaw announced his retirement in the post game 7 press conference saying that he couldn't continue on after the events of 9/11. This caused confusion at the time as nobody knew what 9/11 was.
Foolish Ragamuffin: "My glorious king Unc is the GOAT of basketball"
Wizened Elder: "Be quiet youngblood! Noah "PeePaw" Szymanski is the GOAT and it ain't even close. That brother blew up the defense like it was the North Tower"
by PeePaw_9/11_truther January 03, 2025
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Noah Boedecker

A boy who makes their girlfriend buy dinner and drive their car is a Noah Boedecker.
by slayfrslayfr February 16, 2024
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