mexican taxi

Ice cream cart (2 big wheels ) push by hand (hold 3 hombres)

by using mexican taxi we don't worry about US border patrol man.

Hay! senior better ride than under diesel truck NO!

also shanks mare takes longer get to LA

by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006

Mexican Vasectomy

What you call the end product when you scrounge together any tobacco and weed that you have left sitting in your rolling box, grinder or wherever else you may find some, and put it together to roll a joint. This can only be achieved when your bag of weed has finished at a time when most required. The enjoyment you get from this is unparallel in smoking terms, the name coming from the Mexican Vasectomy firework mentioned by Danny McBride in "Land of the Lost".

Fuck man, the Inbetweeners is on and we've no grass left. See if you can get a Mexican Vasectomy together

by danny mcb October 15, 2010

Emo Mexican

One who is poses as a mexican, through-out the internet, look for his hopeless romantic.

There is no example for this stupid, ugly, and simple "Emo Mexican". But beware of his childish acts to get one's heart.

by Chris May 5, 2005

mexican desert

A dry place with no tree's north of mexico city & south of california..

Yo gringos I live in a dry mexican desert, Fire ant's my only amigos!
I know I go ur cuntry become rich man, I have mexican love for caleefornia, buy mexican taxi help me hombres...
Yep I give up this ole' stinking mexican desert.....

by itichie_nocanpo September 19, 2006

The Blonde Mexican

A three-way involving a blonde woman, mexican man, and a donkey. To start with, the donkey does the man from behind, the man does the woman from behind, but switching positions is allowed and encouraged. All wear sombreros while a Mariachi band plays La Bamba. It is quite festive and also known as the Blonde Mexican Mule Fiesta Train.

Jack: Hey, do you want to do The Blonde Mexican?
Renee: Sure, where is the donkey?

by smartobarto March 28, 2008

The Mexican Race

An extremely infectious virus/plague that has infected the United States for years now.Symptoms include:raping the shit out of a country's economy due to not paying taxes,making 90% of everyone in a country hate them (no matter how hated the race that hates them is hated ex.An African American hating a Mexican.) Vandalizing any building structure within a 25 mile radius of where the virus infects,and completely raping the shit out of American culture due to not learning our language LIKE NEARLY 90% OF ALL OTHER IMMIGRANTS FROM OTHER COUNTRIES DO/LEARNING OUR LANGUAGE,BUT STILL NOT USING IT.There are no known cures for this virus due to its ridiculous persistence to infect its host (the US).All bigotry and hate for this virus is completely justified and anyone who disagrees that is american obviously does not give a shit about their country.

Bob:Hey Billy have you heard about that new virus called the Mexican race?

Billy:Yea man,we should move to another country because its exploited and raped the shit out of this ones system for years.

Bob:Sooner or later the virus would spread to whatever country we move to,so lets just stay here in the US.

by AWellInformedIndividual March 7, 2009

mexican boots

like texas boots with long sharp toes & ( high heels )

I use my mexican boots to trap cockroches. With point'd toes place on back legs of cockroches use hand scoopum up.

In mexico we wear mexican boots to bed. U ask WHY??
Becuase the mexican water bugs are so big we just kickum out of bed with our boots..

by itichie_nocanpo September 19, 2006